This week's burning questions: Is it prime time, wartime or both for Trojan condoms? Will a new study help black junkies with HIV get respect—and treatment? Which famous British soccer mom took off her clothes for AIDS funding? And will the great and powerful POZ rock out with Madonna for aid for Africa?

While casually channel surfing on Wednesday night—yes, the Wizard does live like ordinary HIV mortals when down-timing from the AIDS crusade—your beloved blogger suddenly had the bizarre experience of shock and horror at a condom ad, as if the Wizard of  POZ were a card-carrying member of the American Family Association (AFA). It’s a pity, too, because we would like nothing better than to cheer Trojan for having the guts to court controversy from the abstinence-only crazies by pioneering prime-time TV pitches for rubbers. But this long-overdue breakthrough from “America’s Most Trusted Condom” left us feeling like “America’s Most Hated.”