Keeping condoms consumer-friendly takes constant innovation, especially with oral sex such a, uh, hard sell. Mint is out. What’s in? These (real and imagined) latex exotica.
REALITY BITES
Durian Fruit Indonesia
If it smells like hell—day-old socks dabbed with sour milk—but tastes like heaven, it must be a durian. Now, who wants a blowjob?
Whisky Scotland Bringing happy hour home to you, these nonalcoholic novelties are just what the love doctor ordered…online, at www.mccondom.com.
Curry England London calling! Located in ye olde Brit pubs, these spicy suckers have blokes licking their lips in anticipation of mild, hot or flaming.
FANTASY FLAVORS
Vegemite Austrailia Aussies chomp on this vile spread with butter and toast, but yeast-flavored jimmy hats would do wonders Down Under…where women glow and men plunder.
Fish Sauce Vietnam No chopsticks needed when slurping this salty Southeast Asian specialty off your lover’s rubber. Wash it down with some Pho-flavored lube. Yum!
Kudu South Africa Hunting down this popular dish could heighten your “horn”-iness while bringing HIV prevention back to nature. Not for vegetarians.
