“Oceaneyes,” 39
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Diagnosed 1989

So your eyes capture the ocean?
Yes, they’re a light shade of blue, with flecks of gray and hazel.

What about a man floats your boat?
His speaking voice, his vocabulary, the subject of his conversation.

And your biggest turn-off?
Men who spit. It’s so unsanitary. And the sound! Unappealing.

How do you feel about Valentine’s Day?
Overrated. Your feelings toward your partner should show on a daily basis.