January / December #19 : The Dating Game - by Mark O'Donnell

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Table of Contents

Cheese and Crackers

Blood from a Stone

A World Drenched in Blood

The Bride Wore White

Life After Ryan

Dream Team

Unmasked Avenger

S.O.S.

Mailbox

Special Delivery

Tattoo Hullabaloo

Dirty Sticks, Dirty Tricks

Best Little U.S. AIDS Hospital

Blow It Dry

Desert Flora Has Anti-HIV Aura

DOT's the Limit

Murder by Member

Milk and Money

Stoned in a Park

By Any Peer Necessary

Obituaries

Dubin's List

Blood Money

Taxi-cum-Pro

If the Birds Come

POZ Picks-December 1996/January 1997

Home of the Brave

POZ Biz-December 1996/January 1997

Tribute-December 1996/January 1997

Patrick Webb's Adventures With Punchinello

Cremation Sensation

Sexual Healing

A Holistic Holiday How-To

Wisdom Out of Africa

And Nary a Drop to Drink

Adding in the Health Factor

Hitting Herpes Hard

Q Tip

Managed Care Joins Death and Taxes

Play Your Cards Right

Raising Hormones

Deadly Cocktails

In the Den

The Dating Game



Most Popular Lessons

The HIV Life Cycle

Shingles

Herpes Simplex Virus

Syphilis & Neurosyphilis

Treatments for Opportunistic Infections (OIs)

What is AIDS & HIV?

Hepatitis & HIV


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January / December 1997

The Dating Game

by Mark O'Donnell

Gay? Straight? Single? Interested? Negative? Aw, skip it.
Your status will weed out the phonies, at least.
A phone number on a matchbook: Cinderella's slipper?
That ugly guy is carrying a bouquet for someone.
A four-hour affair is as long as Gone With the Wind.
Multiple partners: Time-lapse Russian roulette.
Postcoital guilt: Brushing your teeth after eating candy.
Beware the lover on constant call-waiting.
You can lead a jackass to nectar, but you can't make him drink.
Even if you win the Love Lottery, there will be taxes.
The heart is a VIP room for a very important few.



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