Pharmacy: A long wait for drugs, but candy’s available right away.
Tofu and wheat germ: Discomfort foods.
The doctor prescribes ice cream after you’ve lost the taste for it.
The poor are fat; the rich are thin.
For every candlelit dinner, eventually, shit.
The Stairmaster: Travel for shut-ins.
Music meant for dancing becomes background for push-ups.
Long-dreaded exercise quickly feels joyful.
Along with the body’s, take care of the mind’s immune system.