Everyone has AIDS—at least according to South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s latest film. The bad-taste bonanza, Team America: World Police, hitting DVD May 17, opens with a Broadway-belting puppet’s sincere if savage call to prevention: “Everyone has AIDS! / My grandma and my dog Ol’ Blue / The pope has got it and so do you / C’mon everybody we got quiltin’ to do.” But if everyone’s infected, why isn’t the rest of Hollywood hollering? At this year’s Oscars, the only trace of HIV came in a South African foreign-film nominee, the documentary Yesterday. (It lost.) Are the AIDS-plosive days of Philadelphia and The Hours over for good? If so, we’ll take all the singing and dancing marionettes we can get.