The reckless cab is a Caprice.
Diplomats are excused for driving the wrong way.
The crowd stares past him as a madman sings Faust.
A sad-eyed dog stares from a locked new car.
Staring at a bikini ad, he collides with an old lady.
Idle waiters laugh under a rain-soaked canopy.
The rejected panhandler says God Bless spitefully.
A grinning pedestrian is assumed drunk.
The scared stoned driver halts his van sideways in traffic.
She smiles at her reflection in the funeral-home window.
Child sees hearse: "Oh boy! A limousine!"
Granny to girl in AIDS-awareness ribbon: "I like your Christmas bow!"
Be centered: A round manhole can't fall in on itself.