Frosty’s Magic Hats: This snowman won’t melt when things get hot. Three latex condoms arrive wrapped in Ol’ Frosty’s classic attire. No wonder he’s smiling. ($2.95;

Fun in the Tub: Talk about breaking the ice: This personal vibrating penguin massager is as discreet as it is cute. It comes with an iceberg dish, for your wintry pal to perch between uses. If you share, use anew condom each time it swaps partners. ($34.99;