REALITY BITES

Durian Fruit

Indonesia

If it smells like hell—day-old socks dabbed with sour milk—but tastes like heaven, it must be a durian. Now, who wants a blowjob?

Whisky
Scotland
Bringing happy hour home to you, these nonalcoholic novelties are just what the love doctor ordered…online, at www.mccondom.com.

Curry
England
London calling! Located in ye olde Brit pubs, these spicy suckers have blokes licking their lips in anticipation of mild, hot or flaming.

FANTASY FLAVORS

Vegemite
Austrailia
Aussies chomp on this vile spread with butter and toast, but yeast-flavored jimmy hats would do wonders Down Under…where women glow and men plunder.

Fish Sauce
Vietnam
No chopsticks needed when slurping this salty Southeast Asian specialty off your lover’s rubber. Wash it down with some Pho-flavored lube. Yum!

Kudu
South Africa
Hunting down this popular dish could heighten your “horn”-iness while bringing HIV prevention back to nature. Not for vegetarians.