I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the historical value of this fine day: Bush’s last on the job as the most powerful man in the universe. (Sorry, He-Man.)

I just hope we all learned our lesson on this one. And that next time we elect a “Washington outsider”, we make damn sure he isn’t secretly the son of a former president. (Who knew?!) And also, if we elect someone because they’d be cool to have a beer with, let’s make sure they didn’t swear off alcohol due to a lack of self-control.

Positively Yours,


PS... I voted for Obama because I’d like to shoot pool with him... does he even shoot pool???