Scratch another one of my dream campus speaking programs- “Cello Scrotum & You”. It just came out that the condition is a hoax. Read more about Cello Scrotum and it’s magical origin on the BBC’s news site. For now, let’s all share a moment of silence for “Cello Scrotum”: 1974-2009.

"Anyone who has ever watched a cello being played
would realize the physical impossibility of our claim."
- Baroness Murphy,
Godmother of “Cello Scrotum” and, ultimately, it’s Angel of Death

Positively Yours,