A high school student is suing fellow classmates and Facebook for $3 million for defamation of character after falsely being accused of having AIDS, being sexually promiscuous and engaging in bestiality.

You can read the story here.

It got me thinking: what would be the worst lie someone could say about me on Facebook?  What would be worthy of a multi-million dollar lawsuit?  Then I figured it out.

I am offering any reader $15 (not really) to start a group on Facebook claiming that I don’t have AIDS. With my writing and speaking and schtick as a happy-go-lucky positoid, being accused of not having AIDS would be the worst thing for me in these trying financial times.  After we win, we can split the winnings right down the middle.

Positively Yours,

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