"Hey everyone! Support Positoids in music! Get your asses out to see Shawn perform Saturday night in Charlottesville, Virginia, at the Outback Lodge Halloween Costume Party.

Ah, don’t live in Virginia? Well, Shawn beat AIDS to perform for you. Makes your travel excuse sound kind of lame, doesn’t it? I’d be there, but I’m rocking it out in Heaven right now.

Is it in poor taste for the guy to use me to promote his show? Hell yes it is! But hey, I can’t imagine what it’s like to do music in a world where nobody buys music anymore. I guess the only way to make it is via gimmickry."

Thanks, fake Freddie Mercury. I’ll do my best to rock it out for you. And I’ll take it from here.

Doors are at 10 PM

Cover $5

Silent Muse is performing, DJ Kook is spinning, and there will be prizes for costumes and maybe other things too. Hope to see you there!

Positively Yours,