HIV Co-Discoverer Fighting for Cure
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There are two scientists involved- Luc Montagnier and Bruno Robert- and there can only be one winner in this case: me! Once it goes to court, I’m going to immediately contact the loser, who will be feeling pretty desperate. In a lab room in an undisclosed location, I’ll get that electromagnetic shock therapy...
“More!” “More!” “More!”
That’s how I’ll get my superpowers! Not only will I be cured of HIV, I’ll be pissing lightening bolts. If I go this route, I might not even need a gang for back-up.