This guy Rob does Freewill Astrology horoscoping. Here’s my horoscope for this week, I thought it was kind of cool.

Cancer Horoscope for week of December 7, 2006
Writing in Whole Earth, Dr. Andrew Weil says, “Any level of biological organization that we examine, from DNA up to the most complex body systems, shows the capacity for self-diagnosis, for removal of damaged structure, and for regeneration of new structure.” I urge you to keep that idea close to the front of your mind in the coming week, Cancerian. Contrary to what authorities in many fields would lead you to believe, you have a lot of innate power to figure out exactly how to fix your own problems, both the health-related kind and any others.
FROM Freewill

I’m going to print this out and take it to my doctor’s appointment on Thursday. If there’s bad lab results, I’ll use it as proof that I can heal myself. If the lab results are good, I’ll wave the horoscope in front of my doc and claim that it’s because I healed myself.

Positively Crabby,