Joe the Plumber has officially endorsed John McCain!

I really can’t stand that guy, Joe. A political operative, and now a rallying call for the McCain camp, who namedrop him as some kind of proof that they have a blue-collared friend. “How ’bout that Joe? He sure did tell Obama, didn’t he?”

No, Joe stood there like a douche with his arms crossed, pretending to listen to Obama answer his manufactured question. Joe delivered his lines as stiffly as the poor actors in this ad who are pretending to admire Joe.

t’s suspicious how often McCain is mentioning Joe the Plumber. It’s making me think that, should McCain pull off the upset, he’d support gay marriage just so he can pursue Joe and lock down down the deal before anyone else can.

Positively Yours,

Joe the Positoid