It’s important for everyone to know their status and get tested: I get it. But every damn year I get all excited about National HIV Testing Day, and every damn year the test always comes back the same...

Positive.

So, on the eve of yet another National HIV Testing Day, I demand a substitute for people who are already positive. Maybe a pony ride or half off at the Golden Corral lunch buffet. Instead of testing myself for HIV, I can test the limits of my belly.
Shawn