For most folks, the 4th of July is all about putting on your favorite pair of jean shorts, getting drunk, setting off fireworks and getting laid.

For me the 4th is all about the pranks. This time of year, fireworks are cheap and plentiful, and nothing spooks a person quite like a loud noise and a blaze of fire. The following educational video has made me rethink my plans for the day.

Positively Yours,


PS... does anyone know how I can get that voice-over gig?