To feel better, remember you don’t have a toothache.

Food looks silly after you’ve eaten.

To a cockroach, that statue of Venus is just an obstacle.

The skyline looks lovelier the farther away you get.

The child grieves for her dropped ice cream: It’s her greatest loss, so far.

Dog sees cat; man sees woman.

Don’t judge your life until you’re well-rested.

You’re late, stuck in traffic, it’s raining, but you’re alive.

Abortion or earthquake, life itself flows ahead.

The AIDS virus is to man as man is to earth.