Makeup is expensive to seem magical.
If the clothes aren’t comfortable, you’ll look bad.
A symmetrical face implies an orderly life.
Jellyfish want to have sex with jellyfish.
Laugh lines on her eyes make the movie star, at last, lovable.
Only the demented consider their own children ugly.
It’s others’ willing indulgence that makes beauties shallow.
In glossy porno, the merely good-looking seem odd.
Tuxedos improve boors, but rags can’t harm the handsome.
One man’s moot in another man’s passion.