And our contestant for this round of tests is.....
A few minutes passed and Junior was back again but this time with a wicked little grin on his face. He went on to tell me that they needed to do a quick little test to check for something, I forget what it was called. What stuck with me was the fact that the test consisted of him sticking his finger up my ass.Or there was option B which consisted of me mailing them in a stool sample. Payback was a bitch and Junior got his because I was not with sending feces through the mail. I had to admit, Junior won me over even though his finger was in my ass. And it was over before I had a chance to complain. He was gone again.
When he returned, he had the specialist with him who indeed had me stumped with all the medical jargon he was using. All I understood was that I needed to get a sonogram done of my liver and gallbladder as well as a colonoscopy done. Junior must’ve relayed my fears about a biopsy being done because the specialist made a joke about he’ll be in and out before I knew it. Did I mention I was not amused by his joke, not that it mattered because he was gone before I could even ask a question. It was just me and Junior again. So I asked him to explain to me what the specialist had said which was, the cat scan showed some type of thickness on my intestinal wall along with a shadow of something. What they are not sure of yet which is why they want to do the colonoscopy. But they also want to do the sonogram to check my gallbladder and liver to see what the lump is I am feeling. When Junior checked me, he couldn’t feel any lumps and in a polite kind of way, hinted that it may be fat that has accumulated. I think Junior was just trying to get me back for that humiliation I handed him during our game show speed round.
The sonograms are scheduled for next week sometime and the colonoscopy is scheduled for June 5th. Let the games begin.....
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